The SubGenius Hour of Slack Podcast (podcasts)
The Church of the SubGenius Weekly Radio Ministry

This is the second half of the last live radio show from 19X-Day with Rev. Susie the Floozie and Rev. Angry Larry joining Dr. Hal and Rev. Stang. Topics: Why a Doug? What not to tell SubGeniuses. Rape Bears and inside jokes. "Bob's" electric hair brush. Products and children's books with poo and fart themes. Life after X-Day and how to tell which is the clone. Revenge fantasies of X-Day. Dr. Hal sings the Godzilla theme song. The story of Palmer Rockey and Scarlet Love. Great badfilms, Neal Breen. Godzilla and "Bob." The useless things that SubGenii know. The Earth Dies Screaming!

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1611.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:00pm EST

Hour of Slack #1610 - Dr. Hal, Rev. Susie the Floozie and Rev. Angry Larry at 19X-Day

Stang predicts President Bannon in this episode, recorded July 4, 2016 at Wisteria with special guests Dr. Hal, Rev. Angry Larry and Rev. Susie the Floozie.

Planet X or Bust by El Queso All-Stars - intro re Underoos and panties. At Tarzan's Radio Station on 8th day of 19X-Day, also used by Stang for band mixing. 8-Tracks and carts. Stang deaf - mixes by Braile and meters. Can hear the bell but not the SubGeniuses. Rev. Angry Larry as guest. Had weird dream that we were doing the show. Stang's dream of having to drive parents around on LSD. Acid and parents stories - Hal's friend who had to deal with a blue skinned person while tripping. These things happen only on the day that you drop acid. The time-lapse shrinking water puddle. The screaming hot dog. Don't name the animals if you're gonna eat 'em. The story of Tap-Tap, the Pet Who Became Dinner. Naming the goats. The mystery fate of the goats. This is X-Day, "Bob" is our shepherd and he "doesn't like to think about that." Wei's smile has returned. Losing valuable things at X-Day. It's always UNDER THINGS. Hal on Under Things and vampire leprechauns. Music made in Japan - Monster Hunter 3. A SubGenius wouldn't get fooled by a preacher or a salesman would they? Triple your money back small print. "The Judgmental will be at the Judgement." Stang sent to SubGenius Hell. The P.C. version of Uncle Remus. I knew Uncle Remus! And Aesop. Not much audience because they know it's being recorded. A baby driving a truck. Many new SubGs, some got too old. GGG in Portugal due to Emperor Trump. BY THE TIME THIS SHOW AIRS WE'LL BE IN TROUBLE. X-Day recordings last to November. Dogs and slavery. Stang inherited a dog named Dammett. Peas' dog Dog of it, Andrew's dog Fuckit. The word SHIT in wave-form. The Bobsu dog, bred in China to have a Pipe tooth. Can't close its mouth. Can talk about anything from a SubG standpoint and make it boring. Dave's dog, Heathen's dog, Stang's dog - they train you so fast. Cats will train you. Lizards rub their glands on Susie. Don't let the cat train you! Voles were fleeing the stage while the band played last night. DJ Shaver's sock monkey reenactments of famous movie scenes. The Sock Monkey Centipede. Susie will rest her boobs on Angry Larry's shoulder. Sax player and bass player jokes. Tits vs. Boobs. Tarzan's Radio Station description. The fall of Radio Shack. Everybody looking at their phones at X-Day. Stang still uses PAPER! The money found in pants pockets in the wash. Wei washing her phones. Bob Clampett's well-timed coughs during screenings for censors. Could smoke in hospitals then. Ashtrays in churches. Susie smells like cherry pie. Beautiful X-Day - it'll rain soon, maybe at 7 am for saucer landing. Maybe we should be naked while awaiting saucers at 7 am? Use drone to make FAKE 7am? "Like every year?" Stang's weather radar app shows brain shaped cloud approaching. Discussing the expensive drone. The only woman under Pressure - Pastor Pressure. An edible X-Day thanks to Pressures, Nostrils and Heathens. After we destroy the planet tomorrow we'll all go to the bar - or fight. Susie lost Uranus but someone found it rolling down the road. The strange sentences said for purely practical reasons. Stang goes to set up the drone and Susie sits down. The Howlin' Larry Show. The evil baby eyebrows and camp rules at SubG Scofflaw Camp. An erie stillness at X-Day. Technical crazy stuff, search for music background while Stang is trying to recharge drone. Bobcast farming details. Milk them bulls! Stang's drone problem with rain and exotic batteries. Sent Rev. Obama money for drone license. Baby Loins, Nebraska. Nursery rhymes about child abuse and old crones - not P.C. Warnings about evil adults. Old cannibal witches. Ray Harryhausen's fairy tale animations. The first computer was 1000 women crunching numbers - Bletchley Park. The Imitation Game. X-Day coming! We swill overcome!

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1610.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:19am EST

Hour of Slack #1609 - Stang Ranch SubKids Afterschool Special

Special guests this episode are Rev. Ivan Stang's two grandsons, Age 6 and Age 8 (the Sons of Sivet!), recorded at Tarzan's Radio Station, improvising a suspenseful radio play about a monster hunt in which the monster is "Bob" himself! Interspersed are seriously bulldadized "Old-Gulag" Lemur-style Classic Collages, by Lemur, and a historical dissertation by Stang about the cranks, crackpots, charlatans, psuedo-scientists and fellow cult leaders of Glen Rose, Texas (new alternate home of The SubGenius Foundation HQ). Background music by Mayan Ruins from "Sacred and Profane."

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1609.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:38pm EST

Hour of Slack #1608 - St. Joe Riley's Bulldada Barrage

This is a truly old-school classic rerun, with intensive high-speed bulldada mostly from St. Joe Riley's "Bulldada Barrage" of 1992 and a KPFA Puzzling Evidence Show (KPFA Berkeley) from March, 1988 featuring Wellman, Howll, and G'Broagfran, with Stang guesting, with calls to (not from) Dr. Philo Drummond, Papa Joe Mama and Pope Sternodox Keckhaver. Joe Riley's collage editing (aka media barrage) was ASTOUNDING, as heard throughout this rerun from the olden days. His video collages were even better and his show THE HYPNOTIC EYE can be seen on the ROKU channel OSI-74 in the SubGenius section (and YouTube). Also heard are the ranters of Church of New Faith, a Father Joe Mama sermon, lots of Jim Jones, OBE, and The Three Stooges.

Ren & Stimpy ID
Bob Tilton-Stooges- Horror Title
Credits
Joe Intro!!
"Candy Frappy Frappy Candy" – Bleepo Abernathy
Joe Intro cont
CHURCH OF NEW FAITH "Prayer" from "Racism In the Bible"
More Joe Intro
Side 2: Vietnamese SubGenius
Great Media Barrage: Jim Jones
The Judgement
KPFA w/ Stang: "Hell"
Hendrix "Tune Up"
OBE: "Used Slack"
Joe's MB cont
KPFA Hell
KPFA – calling Sterno "Head"
Snow White –Stooges collage (Joe)
KPFA 7-25-92: Papa Joe Mama, "Mutant Conformists"
Joe Riley "Calls"
Sterno on KPFA
Joe Barrage: "YETIs"
Brother Dave Gardner
Joe Barrage: "JFK"
"Different" Song w/ Red
KPFA – Sterno Menu
Joe Barrage
KPFA: Fist Toilet
Joe Barrage Poots
Rock Music- Satan Music w/ Stooges
KPFA: Moon Babes
Show End
Church of New Faith: Racism in the Bible
Credits, PO Box

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1608.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:32pm EST

Hour of Slack #1607 - "I Was a Cultist for the ATF"

Papa Joe Mama's 1998 SubGenius radio play "I Was a Cultist for the ATF" is but one of several short radio plays in this rerun from 2003. We also get "SubGenius Sci Fi" by The Bishop and the classic "High School Madness" by The Firesign Theatre from their album "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers." Oddly, all of these old skits seem remarkably pertinent to this week's news events despite being such ancient parables about authoritarianism in THE CONSPIRACY. Lonesome Cowboy Dave and the late Chas Smith are heard in some great clips from ESO Swamp Radio (WCSB) and there are loads of keen Lemur Collages -- plus, Radio Lemuria, which has nothing to do with Lemur but features a fine rant by Rev. Lemuel Atom. Music cuts include Rev. Mojo Nixon and Rev. The Amino Acids!

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1607.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:41pm EST

Hour of Slack #1606 - Eloi-Face Sandwich and the Numa-Numa-ssiah

Live at Tarzan's Radio Station in Fossil House on Dokstok Mountain, Stang Ranch, Stangsville, Texas, 2017"-01-23 with Lonesome Cowboy Dave calling in.

The new Secretary of Hate's comments and "alternative facts." Ladies' March inaugural discrepancies and old fake news about what constitutes reality. Transporntainment, infotainment and Dave's novel NEIGHBORWORLD. "Info" and "scan" as suffixes, prefixes. The Winterstar Ball with Rev. Baby Bear preaching on Feb 12 at Beachland Ballroom in Cleveland. The old Winterstar site sold to some cult. Stang's scary certified letter from tax man wanting proof of "agricultural use" for Dokstok Mountain. How to qualify for "AG USE"? Butterfly sanctuary? Raise meerkats, lemurs, tree sloths? Stang's Roach Farm! "Bob's" prophecy re: roach steaks in 2000, broomsticks in the ass fad. Could make cheap broomsticks from cedars. Need to somehow have farm on 5 acres. Ant farm? Pet rock farm? SKULL FARMING! Roadside attraction "Destructionist Museum" and the excavations of our devil, alien, and cave SubGenius fossil skeletons. Man Eating Chicken and post-post-literate travelers. The SubGenius Abusement Park in Glen Rose Texas. Make the Yankee tourists sign the waiver and then we farm their skulls. The drones record it all anyway. Get Legume to do the Cave Bear Mating Dance of the Cave SubGenius wearing our bear skins for the roadside attraction. Get CULT EXEMPTION? But we have no minions. Stang speculates re: right wing conspiracy against SubGenius in town. But this is a low grade cult. President Howard Hughes. TrumpStop convenience stores/privately-owned prisons in poor neighborhoods, intellectual places. "Terrorists" who reverse the words on TrumpStop signs. Indian tribal militia and blue corn and President Hughes. The billionaire Presidents: Rothschild, Rockefeller, Morgan, Vanderbilt, Ford. Pinkertons and Wells Fargo and Penny Dreadful. The Hessians and Prussians. Mug of coffee in the Tarzan Radio Station. Don't replace it or you'll die. Pus thermometers. The Atlas of Sexual Depravity. Obsequeate the sebaceous glands. Dave's dad was a loiterer from the planet Plutocrat. This conversation is as weird as with that guy I thought was Rev. Peas. British and Soviet sex machines. Who's listening anyway? Listen to 'em listening! "If it crawls it bites, if it grows it sticks." Goat heads. Great Lakes baby hill made of solid Ontario quartz crystal near Kirtland Ohio - Dave will use it to mind control the region for evil. "Grab 'em by the country." "Shut the front door!" Regime change hasn't changed small-town Texas -- except all my tax bills suddenly doubled. Must farm Dobbsheads or Pipes -- Pipe Farm details. Pipe seeds, growing Pipes fornicating under the full moon. Medical Jalapeno farm. Conspiracy wants the property. Waylon Nelson song about Glen Rose. Stang's ex-wife raises bees and organized a Womens March in Beaumont! Everybody's ex-wife was heroic. Possible violence at women's marches? TOPLESS women's marches? Dave's last hair. Topless is legal in the frozen north. Sex is something you do with a hired person in a motel room. We're in the Black Hole and time is passing much faster outside. The ones who were outside the event horizon when we went in are all dead. We'll stay in the black hole until the next election. Morlocks know how to party and know how to barbecue. ELOI-FACE SANDWICH. Trump is the Numa-Numa-siah. "My Wife is a Slack Pile." Photo essay on our family piles. Morlock music, Morlock rock kicks ass. Very high voices, like the band Yes. Tarzan's Radio Station is in a cave - Dammett's voice and his autistic problems. We have to pay the vet to "touch him there." Dammett's strange obsessions. ((Dave talks about the room with the paintings -- CUT THIS PART BEFORE POSTING!!!!) Makes me want to dance! Dave's chimp arms. Pappy's Sons of the Pioneers tape - vinyl revival. When in Detroit, visit WEIRDSVILLE RECORDS!! The only brick and mortar store that sells SubGenis ordainment kits! Weirdsville also in Dave's book. Thunderpants. Geld the working class. People polite in real life but mean on the Internet. "I thought Pinks meant queers and sissies and commies!" Stang Pink Pity rant. Bravery of the Internet screen. "Your stuped!" Stang's obnoxious friend blamed everything on the Internet, specifically usenet. Internet was great when only smartypants knew what it was. Stang's internet history - AOL to Cleveland Freenet. Free outlaw world until it turned into TV. Every stupid thing validated now. You had to work HARD and go to creepy bookstores to get your kook ideas validated. Abortion malls Onion article was "fact" and NOW LOOK! Lies like "welfare queens" and all the people Hillary murdered with her bare hands. Dave's new song. We're the REAL elitists. Any idiot boy can grow up to be President if he has a rich daddy. Sudden end of show.

(On the Internet version only, 15 more minutes of secret Church gossip follows.)

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1606.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:19am EST

Hour of Slack #1605 - Ask Dr. Hal and Rants of Faux at 19X-Day

Rev. Argus Faux of Hypercube - Sunday Rant #A1 - "A Lot of People are Saying" with Rev. Angry Larry guitar and Lord Rock God drums

Sunday at 19X-Day: Intro to ASK DR. HAL, rewards, questions, Stang rant re pencils, donation amounts, receptacles. WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT COLOR? WHY IS "BOB"? (the unearthed ancient photo-"Bob") HOW DO I LADIES NIGHT? X-Lay Ladies Free. WILL THERE BE BILL CLINTON PENCIL SHARPENERS ON THE ESCAPE VESSELS? HOW CAN I BE STUPIDER THAN "BOB"? Luck Plane advice. WHAT SPECIES OF TRILOBITE WAS MOST COMMON DURING THE TRIASSIC PERIOD? WHY IS IT RAINING? Great water and moon rant with Morricone music. WHAT IS "BOB" WEATHER? WHAT IS A LAVALIER? Made-up answer involving leering lava and lamps. Hal on Atlantis, Poseidolis poem by Clark Ashton Smith. HOW CUM? WHAT IS "THE BEST POEM"? WHICH IS BETTER, BOING or BOOIIIINNNG? Vampire Leprechaun Boings. HOW CAN MUSIC BE EMPLOYED IN THE ART OF MIND CONTROL? The Supremacy of Uruguay story. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FREQUENCY IN THE ELECTROMAGNETIC SPECTRUM? The 60-hertz hum soothes prisoners and beasts. IS WILFRED BRIMLEY STILL ALIVE? WHAT IS DR. HAL? Burning Man, Chicken John and the talking ass. WHAT DOES "BOB" NEED OUR MONEY FOR? WHAT IS SO INFRA ABOUT INFRA-RED? THIS TIME FOR SURE? Great Hal TIME rant!

Rev. Argus Faux Rant A2 (Sunday) - “There's a Man” (“Bob”-Job rant) with Rev. Angry Larry guitar and Lord Rock God drums.

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1605.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:24pm EST

Hour of Slack #1604 - Lost Rants Found!

We're still unearthing mystery clips of ranting and music from the hours and hours 19X-Day recordings, and two newly excavated rants are mounted here -- one by Rev. Argus Faux and one by Rev. Nuggett, both ranting their lungs out over music by The FukPs (in this case Rev. Angry Larry, Lord Rock God and Rev. Sinphaltimus Exmortis). Another rant, the excellent "Special Snowflakes" by The Good Rev. Roger, is read by Stang at 19X-Day. The rest is straight WCSB-style Stang-Doe-Dave spouting, but recorded at Stang Ranch insteada of WCSB. There we discussed the dangers of brains and knowledge in a Trumpian America, which is also illustrated in the song by The Attery Squash, "DEVO Was Right About Everything." The difference between scrum and crunt is further delineated. "We all fetch the stick when the big man throws it."

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1604.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:38pm EST

Hour of Slack #1603 - Happy Chrono-Unit Advancement

Whole episode is recorded in one take on New Year's Day, "2017," at Tarzan's Radio Station with Lonesome Cowboy Dave guesting and gusting by phone. Partial list of subjects covered: new laws for the Re-Entertainment Camps of The Pink Orangutan; make your own reality pills; Angela Merkel's merkin; Good Germans of America; trade the U.S. to Russia to get Checkers back; I love Big Brother; everyone else is wronger; a swampy 1984; playing with Tannerite; people think Kong and The Mummy are myths; bowel movement of the brain; Camus, Sartre and Dave; fear of death by knowledge; Destroy All Normals; actual names of real Texas plants; The Eavesfropper; Kwanzaa Hut; if Dave was President; get revenge on smartypants; Pappy in a bra; Throw Away That Truss Bridge Collapse; Cornelius Badlybuilt; we voted for him so don't shoot us; Stang got VR motion sickness on Xmas; Dave's novel NEIGHBORWORLD; stuff it into a fat sock and call it love; scroti and scrum; 2016, the year so many potential bullshartists were born. (Background music is all movie scores by John Carpenter.)

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1603.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:17pm EST

Hour of Slack #1602 - SubGenius Annual Xistlessnessmess Mix Rerun

What are the holidays without reruns? Sappy, nostalgia-provoking reruns on TV are what Christmas is all about, right? This is the hoary old annual traditional Xmas Re-Rerun of #867 (and 921 and 1026, 1077, 1129, 1236, 1338, 1497, 1549, etc.), which was itself a condensation of some ancient year's 3-show "Best of Xmas Sickness" compilation, which were themselves the concentrated best-of from 15 years' worth of previous Xmas SubGenius and other Xmas weirdo collections, going back to the show's beginning in 1985 at KNON, Dallas. Includes over 66 separate tracks/songs/bits! And no, not one bit has been changed in all these years. In fact, this year we didn't even change the file name. It's still "1549." Now that's Slack!

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1602.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:28pm EST