The SubGenius Hour of Slack Podcast (podcasts)
The Church of the SubGenius Weekly Radio Ministry

Opens with "Slack It" by XPosed 4Heads - astounding! From their new album. Then new music by The Psycvho Skeletons and The Rudy Schwartz Project. But then Lonesome Cowboy Dave calls in, or vice versa, and Oh, what a party! Some shocking and controversial subject6s are covered in depth, such as Dave's new novel NEIGHBORWORLD being published by the new SubGenius Foundation press; Stang's theories about the Russian hackers' "BBC-BBW" Internet porno propaganda intrusions exacerbating racism; The Easter Snake; ruins of Atlantis found all over Stang Ranch; children and the Illuminati; taxes and chiggers, how they interact; the beehive next to our faces; and the exact uses of The Acid Bath. 

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1618.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 1:08am EDT

A good old-fashioned Hour of Slack rerun from 1986 -- heavy on early Puzzling Evidence show with Dr. Hal, LIES and Gary G'broagfran, Drs. 4 "Bob," Brother Cleve Dunkan, a guest appearance by Robert Anton Wilson, and what would have been a really irritating barrage of movie sound effects had I not majorly shortened those sections for this rerun. The hour is filled out by some of the very earliest SubGenius audio, MEDIA BARRAGE #4 - "The End of the World" from 1980.

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1617.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 5:36pm EDT

SUPER TAWDRY, REPELLENT, TRUMPY AND FILTHY! The Rudy Schwartz Project's new album is out, and that was all the excuse we needed to make another unbroadcastable episode! Between the brand new RSP cuts, we also hear raw and bold recordings from some other musicians and doktors -- tracks of prurient interest that have accumulated since our last Internet-Only Special. St. Andru the Impaled sings two songs from 19X-Day, "Fuck It" and the end of "Saucer Built for Twelve." There are hideous and wonderful collages of insane preachers mashed with cool music, by Rev. Joe Jeziorski, Rev80 and Dr. Clovis Hoof & Shane Steddum, and depraved actual songs by Pilgrim Speakeasy and Rev. Bern Brijis. We even dare to play the classic "Dancin' With a Hard-On" by The Swingin' Love Corpses! Rev. Watt deFalk and Lemur throw in, and the show ends with a long uncut rug of "Bob" Dobbs quotes assembled by Rev. Experimental, Please. NOTE: You seriously don't want kids overhearing any of this episode. NOT EVEN IF THEY ARE SUBGENIUSES!

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1616.5XXX.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:55pm EDT

Oh, CRAP! The scribe forgot to type up a paragraph-long blurb loosely describing what’s in this show! DAMN! And none of us remember. We’re sure as hell not gonna listen back to the show AGAIN, either. It has some music, but not much, we remember that much, and it has Lonesome Cowboy Dave, and Stang and Doe all going on and on about something something Church of the SubGenius. It was recorded Sunday night March 26, when everybody should have been in bed because we all had to get up early on Monday. Darn this stupid old show. 

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1615.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 6:43pm EDT

This is a fun one with new rants, new music, old Lemurian collages and one very funny classic from "1998": Stang's short stint as a guest on Bob Larson's evangelical Christian radio show. Stang also reads a killer rant by Rev. Roger NA, "I Have No Ass and I Must Shit," and that's followed by a very inspiring song from Xposed 4Heads' upcoming album, "Push Me." Then, a live (if incomplete) recording of Rev. Baby Bear's clever new "SubG 101" sermon, delivered at The Winterstar Ball in February, an instrumental by Robert Are, and Rev. Watt de Falk as Satan taking a call. Back at 19X-Day, Stang and Dr. Hal unveiled the new "Bob" Balls board game and describe the contents of the game box (and the CD that comes with it!). We rerun The Rudy Schwartz Project's pre-election Trump song, some excellent collage work by LeMur, and Dr. Hal recites a grisly poem about a child eaten by a lion. A recent composition by The Psycho Skeletons closes the show, although the Internet version has an extra 3 minutes of Stang exhorting the listeners to get real and "man up."

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1614.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:28pm EDT

Sorry we’re late with the Internet version of this episode, but we were in Austin with Dr. Philo Drummond and St. Palmer Vreedeez, representing the Church of the SubGenius at SXSW. Plenty got recorded there, but not by us! There’s a documentary about the Church in the works. Meanwhile. here’s a rerun of hoary old show #897 from July, 2003. It’s not exactly Old School SubGenius, but Middle School certainly, with much classic LeMur collages, ESO Swamp Radio and Puzzling Evidence Show, plus some Bill Hicks and Weird Al along with original SubGenius music and ranting. 

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1613.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:00pm EDT

AIAIAIAIAI! All "live" on March 4 from the 9th MegaFisTemple Lodge at Stang Ranch, first with Lonesome Cowboy Dave by phone and then surprise guest caller, Dr. Philo Drummond! A few featured topics: Squirtypants. Dave as a badly oiled fleshopod. Summoning the Elder Gods via radio. Kids won't use black and white 2D fire even if they're freezing. Workplace sexual harassment of Dave. Donald Trump's failed attempt at being an opera singer. Hillary Clinton has been mind-controlling Trump. Obama stole his brain. "Bob" reads my mind. Refill the swamp with rich men. Murders at X-Day. PHILO ON THE ROKU AND VIMEO SUBGENIOUS TV SHOWS AND NEW X-DAY SHORT SUBJECTS, the uncut Night of Slack footage and "Bob's" orgies. On Internet version, Stang calls Dave back and they rant for an extra 20 minutes about the fucking Pink idiots and their Mango Mussolini.

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1612.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:05pm EDT

This is the second half of the last live radio show from 19X-Day with Rev. Susie the Floozie and Rev. Angry Larry joining Dr. Hal and Rev. Stang. Topics: Why a Doug? What not to tell SubGeniuses. Rape Bears and inside jokes. "Bob's" electric hair brush. Products and children's books with poo and fart themes. Life after X-Day and how to tell which is the clone. Revenge fantasies of X-Day. Dr. Hal sings the Godzilla theme song. The story of Palmer Rockey and Scarlet Love. Great badfilms, Neal Breen. Godzilla and "Bob." The useless things that SubGenii know. The Earth Dies Screaming!

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1611.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Hour of Slack #1610 - Dr. Hal, Rev. Susie the Floozie and Rev. Angry Larry at 19X-Day

Stang predicts President Bannon in this episode, recorded July 4, 2016 at Wisteria with special guests Dr. Hal, Rev. Angry Larry and Rev. Susie the Floozie.

Planet X or Bust by El Queso All-Stars - intro re Underoos and panties. At Tarzan's Radio Station on 8th day of 19X-Day, also used by Stang for band mixing. 8-Tracks and carts. Stang deaf - mixes by Braile and meters. Can hear the bell but not the SubGeniuses. Rev. Angry Larry as guest. Had weird dream that we were doing the show. Stang's dream of having to drive parents around on LSD. Acid and parents stories - Hal's friend who had to deal with a blue skinned person while tripping. These things happen only on the day that you drop acid. The time-lapse shrinking water puddle. The screaming hot dog. Don't name the animals if you're gonna eat 'em. The story of Tap-Tap, the Pet Who Became Dinner. Naming the goats. The mystery fate of the goats. This is X-Day, "Bob" is our shepherd and he "doesn't like to think about that." Wei's smile has returned. Losing valuable things at X-Day. It's always UNDER THINGS. Hal on Under Things and vampire leprechauns. Music made in Japan - Monster Hunter 3. A SubGenius wouldn't get fooled by a preacher or a salesman would they? Triple your money back small print. "The Judgmental will be at the Judgement." Stang sent to SubGenius Hell. The P.C. version of Uncle Remus. I knew Uncle Remus! And Aesop. Not much audience because they know it's being recorded. A baby driving a truck. Many new SubGs, some got too old. GGG in Portugal due to Emperor Trump. BY THE TIME THIS SHOW AIRS WE'LL BE IN TROUBLE. X-Day recordings last to November. Dogs and slavery. Stang inherited a dog named Dammett. Peas' dog Dog of it, Andrew's dog Fuckit. The word SHIT in wave-form. The Bobsu dog, bred in China to have a Pipe tooth. Can't close its mouth. Can talk about anything from a SubG standpoint and make it boring. Dave's dog, Heathen's dog, Stang's dog - they train you so fast. Cats will train you. Lizards rub their glands on Susie. Don't let the cat train you! Voles were fleeing the stage while the band played last night. DJ Shaver's sock monkey reenactments of famous movie scenes. The Sock Monkey Centipede. Susie will rest her boobs on Angry Larry's shoulder. Sax player and bass player jokes. Tits vs. Boobs. Tarzan's Radio Station description. The fall of Radio Shack. Everybody looking at their phones at X-Day. Stang still uses PAPER! The money found in pants pockets in the wash. Wei washing her phones. Bob Clampett's well-timed coughs during screenings for censors. Could smoke in hospitals then. Ashtrays in churches. Susie smells like cherry pie. Beautiful X-Day - it'll rain soon, maybe at 7 am for saucer landing. Maybe we should be naked while awaiting saucers at 7 am? Use drone to make FAKE 7am? "Like every year?" Stang's weather radar app shows brain shaped cloud approaching. Discussing the expensive drone. The only woman under Pressure - Pastor Pressure. An edible X-Day thanks to Pressures, Nostrils and Heathens. After we destroy the planet tomorrow we'll all go to the bar - or fight. Susie lost Uranus but someone found it rolling down the road. The strange sentences said for purely practical reasons. Stang goes to set up the drone and Susie sits down. The Howlin' Larry Show. The evil baby eyebrows and camp rules at SubG Scofflaw Camp. An erie stillness at X-Day. Technical crazy stuff, search for music background while Stang is trying to recharge drone. Bobcast farming details. Milk them bulls! Stang's drone problem with rain and exotic batteries. Sent Rev. Obama money for drone license. Baby Loins, Nebraska. Nursery rhymes about child abuse and old crones - not P.C. Warnings about evil adults. Old cannibal witches. Ray Harryhausen's fairy tale animations. The first computer was 1000 women crunching numbers - Bletchley Park. The Imitation Game. X-Day coming! We swill overcome!

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1610.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 10:19am EDT

Hour of Slack #1609 - Stang Ranch SubKids Afterschool Special

Special guests this episode are Rev. Ivan Stang's two grandsons, Age 6 and Age 8 (the Sons of Sivet!), recorded at Tarzan's Radio Station, improvising a suspenseful radio play about a monster hunt in which the monster is "Bob" himself! Interspersed are seriously bulldadized "Old-Gulag" Lemur-style Classic Collages, by Lemur, and a historical dissertation by Stang about the cranks, crackpots, charlatans, psuedo-scientists and fellow cult leaders of Glen Rose, Texas (new alternate home of The SubGenius Foundation HQ). Background music by Mayan Ruins from "Sacred and Profane."

Direct download: Hour_of_Slack_1609.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:38pm EDT