There's some talking, then a media barrage by Cool Hand Chris, then a lot more talking, then a song by Walkenhorst and Porter. Don't bother us with questions, we're busy as hell! 

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This is one of the best SubGenius radio show episodes ever made and it's not an Hour of Slack! It's Episode #51 of Rev. Susie the Floozie's "Bob's" Slack Time Funhouse, originally broadcast on WREK-Atalanta in 1994. Susie is the greatest audio collage editor of all time, and this is one of her best mixes. It's got EVERYTHING! In it's ORIGINAL FORM, yet! (You'll see what we mean, take our word for it!) There must be hundreds of separate tracks and cuts, expertly woven together by Susie, and interspersed with her amazingly delivered rants and lots of very rare, very weird music. And all of it INSANELY DOBBS-CENTRIC!

New media barrages from Cool Hand Chris! A new "Bob" quote! A killer rant by Prof. Pressure (albeit delivered by Rev. Stang)! The Woody Woodpecker theme!  A Steppenwolf cover! The horror of "Bob" Dobbs and the terrible secret of the "free Membership Pack." The Fear of the Backside, and what it really means when a person decides that everyone else is a Backside. Lonesome Cowboy Dave's parenting advice! IT'S ALL HERE!

 

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This is like the rerunniest show we ever done run! It was assembled around 2002 like a Frankenstein's monster from our favorite clips, extracted with great care out of the vast hoard of universally favorite SubGenius albums and tapes made since 1980. This one truly preserves, like flies in amber, the old-timers of the Church at their ostensible best in the first two decades of our mighty radio outreach -- before the brain damages and rheumatism set in. It's so dense that we shall just post the log here, below. (NOTE: The broadcast version is only one hour long and has no cussing; this Internet version is almost 80 minutes!)

 

1. "The Bobacatto"—Rev. Mark Mothersbaugh / Hour of Slack Intro

Stang & G.G. Gordon: Show take off, crash

Dr. Howll Ritual Legal Open from KPFA show

"Subconscious message"

 

2. Time to be manipulated /Swaggart: Dead preachers preaching dead sermons

Moment of Noise (Stang at XX-Day) / The Sound itself has a stink to it!

 

(Stang 2018 intro)

 

3. MTV/SubGenius ad soundtrack

 

4. "Praise "Bob"" -- The Walk-Ins

Bob Tilton Dear Bob clip w/ DK Jones music

NPR "All Things Considered" SubG report

Buck Naked on "Bob," Mark Mothersbaugh, Janor "Mind in a Jar"

Hal Robins on KPFA: 1998, Yetis to Overmen

 

5. Stang and ESO: "No X-Day? We're Fanatics!"

 

6. Hal "We're a Fun Crowd" KPFA

INTRO BARRAGE (Stang and Rev. Bleepo Abernathy) "R U ABNORMAL7"

KPFA Hal "A liar, a SubGenius"

 

7. Bill T. Miller/Kings of Feedback: "Normal"

 

8. IntroBarrage con't: "Bob" Is a Way of Life to Millions, "New Destiny," "Fool Normals," "Here's My Money"

 

9. Sister Melodious Chopps: "My Wallet Belongs to "Bob""

 

10. Stang: Bhoddhisatva Dobbs rant

D.Lee Lama- "Bob" Will Protect You"

 

11. INTRO BARRAGE: "Wise Up! Find Out Who THEY Are"

 

12. "It's Not Just The..." -- G.Gordon Gordon in Greenhelle, Bolivia

 

13. Intro Barrage "Bob" is a Sex God" / KPFA/ Short Duration Wedding (Stang & ESO from Pufferdome Devival 99)

 

14. Intro Barrage: 'This New Church Air' / There's a Chaplain

 

15. "BOB's" Cosmic Rant from Book: Stang

 

16. "Dread Dobbs" --  Lost Souls Inc.

 

17. Now to Continue / Closing Moments / "THE B-OB"

"All Things Considered" on Church -- Pope Meyer, "Pay to Know What You Really Think," "Pull the Wool" / God Still Speaks /Philo Drummond "Don't Care"/Meyer "Crawl With Pride"

 

18. John Wayne: "Bible Beater"

Stang "Watch Out for Ol' Bobby"

New Hurricane Bob lines

"B.O.B." music by Onan Canobite

The Church's Divine RULES - Too much! - Pope David N. Meyer

"Fuck 'Em" Pope Meyer at Metro, Chicago: THE RULES

"Blowhole Sex Healing" Meyer at KPFA, Stang & Meyer: ""Slack is enough food," "If You Act Like a Dumbshit"

 

19. Stang and ESO at XX-Day: "Sex Day"

 

20. Then he said "Arise"!Stang ARISE narration on "Slack Undefinable"

MB 12 Slack conference w/ GGG, Buck Naked, Stang, Poonflang

What takes away your slack? - Pope of AAll New York David N. Meyer

Puzzling Evidence LIFE SUCKS/Rod Serling

Meyer & Stang on Conspiracy, No Typical SubG/ Rules R 4 the Fools

 

21. "Us and All Our Friends Are So Fucked Up" -- Einstein's Secret orchestra, Pufferdome (Starwood festival, 1999)

 

22. USAPODS VS. THEMAPODS - THE SHOW, KPFA Berekley

"Right, "Bob?' -- Buck Naked on Origin of Church: Kids Cutting Up in Church

KPFA: Gary  G'broagfran on This Horrible World

"Conspiracy Song" -- Dr. Ahmed Fishmonger

 

23. Cleve Duncan "I AM A SUBGENIUS" RANT w/ DK Jones music

 

24. "Build Your Own Ship" -- Stang & ESO, XX-Day 99

 

25. "Praise Bob" The Walk-Ins

SMARMY PO BOX by DK Jones / Dry Heaves

 

26. Lonesome Cowboy Dave, Stang on "SubGenius Hell" at Starwood 99

 

27. "God Might Die" -- Stang, ESO

 

28. G. Gordon: Pull Wool Over Our Own Eyes... How We're Being Screwed

 

29. Stang, ESO XX-Day 99 End Rant

 

30. "You Can Be Deprogrammed" -- Pope Sternodox, Janor Hypercleats

 

31. "Grassy Knoll Wacky Zanos" -- Puzzling Evidence

Typical recent "live" show with atypical music by The Rudy Schwartz Project, The Psycho Skeletons, Lothar and the Hand People, and The Rainmakers; includes a doomful old rant about the Masonic Conspiracies by Stang. Then it's yakdada all the way down. Soviet chimps in the suburbs; goodbad badfilm movies; Stang's strap-on toads; sensitive snowtard bloggers; farting in the sweat lodge; Young KimCarl Jung and Punk Freud; Cicus Apocalypse versus the baby weiners; build the Wall between Heaven and Hell and make Hell pay for it; escapee angels; fossil Devil Toenails; Onan and the Fappers; rampant Rectalism.

 

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